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Thursday, October 24, 2013

If Divorce Looms, Should You Be Ready?

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As I write this post, my husband is sitting beside me shaking his head. I love my husband dearly. I think he is the greatest guy. He's not perfect, but yet he's perfect for me. Still, I know things can happen in a marriage that will cause things to go sour, like people growing apart and yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, if divorce comes for my marriage, I'll be ready. You should, too. While there are lots of things to prepare for, consider these two ideas:

Divorce Planner...Say What?
Wait, there's a such thing as a divorce planner? Who knew?! Why yes, if there's a wedding planner then there also must be a divorce planner. This advisor not only informs you on the legalities of the process but helps you to get your finances in order. This person can also assist in pointing you in the right direction as far as getting the emotional help you may need. No one plans to get a divorce while saying their nuptials, but should it come to that, seeking a divorce planner might make the painful transition go a little smoother.

(If you are wondering, yes, my husband is still shaking his head.)

Divorce Discounts? Sign Me up!
When a woman has been married a while and has had kids, it's not as easy for her to get back onto the market as her counterpart. Her body is not as marketable at 45 compared to when she was 25. A middle aged man can divorce and get back out there easily, and if he has money, he may even be lucky enough to get a "pretty young thang." Anyway, nowadays, plastic surgeons are offering divorce discount packages. Geniuses! I wouldn't consider getting plastic surgery under any other circumstance but this one because drastic times cause for drastic measures. I think a little nip and tuck in the right places is exactly what a woman needs to feel confident enough to step back out there...and maybe nab husband number two. 

Okay, okay. Maybe I'm going a little overboard by over thinking this. I hope it will never come to this in my marriage, and if it does, I probably won't want to spend the money on a fancy divorce planner or a fancy plastic surgeon, even though some people do. Now enough talk about divorce, it's time to go snuggle up with the hubby.


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Thursday, October 24, 2013

If Divorce Looms, Should You Be Ready?

image courtesy of David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net

As I write this post, my husband is sitting beside me shaking his head. I love my husband dearly. I think he is the greatest guy. He's not perfect, but yet he's perfect for me. Still, I know things can happen in a marriage that will cause things to go sour, like people growing apart and yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, if divorce comes for my marriage, I'll be ready. You should, too. While there are lots of things to prepare for, consider these two ideas:

Divorce Planner...Say What?
Wait, there's a such thing as a divorce planner? Who knew?! Why yes, if there's a wedding planner then there also must be a divorce planner. This advisor not only informs you on the legalities of the process but helps you to get your finances in order. This person can also assist in pointing you in the right direction as far as getting the emotional help you may need. No one plans to get a divorce while saying their nuptials, but should it come to that, seeking a divorce planner might make the painful transition go a little smoother.

(If you are wondering, yes, my husband is still shaking his head.)

Divorce Discounts? Sign Me up!
When a woman has been married a while and has had kids, it's not as easy for her to get back onto the market as her counterpart. Her body is not as marketable at 45 compared to when she was 25. A middle aged man can divorce and get back out there easily, and if he has money, he may even be lucky enough to get a "pretty young thang." Anyway, nowadays, plastic surgeons are offering divorce discount packages. Geniuses! I wouldn't consider getting plastic surgery under any other circumstance but this one because drastic times cause for drastic measures. I think a little nip and tuck in the right places is exactly what a woman needs to feel confident enough to step back out there...and maybe nab husband number two. 

Okay, okay. Maybe I'm going a little overboard by over thinking this. I hope it will never come to this in my marriage, and if it does, I probably won't want to spend the money on a fancy divorce planner or a fancy plastic surgeon, even though some people do. Now enough talk about divorce, it's time to go snuggle up with the hubby.


8 comments:

  1. i am glad to see this. http://www.dfsd.com.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I will give you 100 NICHE Relevant Blog Comments safe and effective for your site to Rank on Google and other Search Engine. 100 NICHE Relevant Blog Comments

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  3. If you need a divorce attorney for a reasonable fee or want to do it yourself, StateDivorce has divorce forms and papers StateDivorce

    ReplyDelete
  4. This advisor not only informs you on the legalities of the process but helps you to get your finances in order. McMichen, Cinami & Demps

    ReplyDelete
  5. Duplicity is a nice movie,i like the story and also the actors. divorce counselling

    ReplyDelete
  6. I would like to point out my gratitude for your kind-heartedness in support of women who actually need help with that situation. Your real commitment to passing the solution all through became pretty insightful and has consistently encouraged professionals like me to realize their objectives. Your new useful tips and hints can mean a lot to me and still more to my peers. Thanks a lot; from all of us. Divorce procedure in pakistan

    ReplyDelete
  7. If you are not comfortable with the assistant who sets your appointment, it is a sign that the attorney may not be right for you and your case. visit website

    ReplyDelete
  8. Thank you because you have been willing to share information with us. we will always appreciate all you have done here because I know you are very concerned with our. mejores hospederias

    ReplyDelete